February 2012
7 posts
“We’re glad to have him back. I think people deserve a second chance, you know....”
– Ken Ehrlich, Grammys Exec Producer, on Chris Brown performing tonight. Read that quote again. He says they needed a while to kind of get over the fact that they were the victim of what happened. HE SAYS THE GRAMMYS WERE THE VICTIM OF CHRIS BROWN’S ABUSE OF RIHANNA. Read more WTF insights here....
January 2012
16 posts
I'm a Librarian
(sitting in a Dallas hotel hallway)
Lady: Are you a librarian?
Me (suspiciously): Yes...
Lady: This is horrible, but I'm going to throw a book away in front of you.
Me: Ok....
Lady: Unless you want it? A guide to Paris?
[lady dumps book into trash can]
Me: You could recycle it!
[lady turns and walks away]
i watched the downton abbey christmas special last...
LAUREN. As mj would say, in possibly my LEAST favorite michael jackson song, “you are not alone.” aka I HAVE SEEN IT, and I will discuss.
wellwellwell:
and i STILL need someone to talk to about it. damn all you law abiding citizens.
forever alone.
“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls)
When I saw Aziz live at SXSW, he told this story and it was as amazing as you would expect. I must find this clip.
December 2011
9 posts
“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
November 2011
19 posts
Yelping with Cormac: Westfield Shopping Mall →
yelpingwithcormac:
Union Square - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Four stars.
Tucked in the far corner of the food court next to a sushi bar he saw a blue hieroglyph beckoning. The bathroom. He walked quickly and stiffly toward the door.
A boy and his father walked out just as…
