I'm a Librarian
- (sitting in a Dallas hotel hallway)
- Lady: Are you a librarian?
- Me (suspiciously): Yes...
- Lady: This is horrible, but I'm going to throw a book away in front of you.
- Me: Ok....
- Lady: Unless you want it? A guide to Paris?
- [lady dumps book into trash can]
- Me: You could recycle it!
- [lady turns and walks away]
